oh yeah, this'll work:
"You allowed your fighters to be laid down facing west and burnt. You are too scared to retrieve their bodies. This just proves you are the lady boys we always believed you to be. You attack and run away like women. You call yourself Taliban but you are a disgrace to the Muslim religion, and you bring shame upon your family. Come and fight like men instead of the cowardly dogs you are."
your turing test:
Oil for Nothing:US Holds On Humanitarian SuppliesIraq: 1997-2001
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