Panic: the
new terrorism. Today government officials declared a war on mindless stampedes of terror stricken
citizens by downplaying their previous exaggerations of risk poised by "international jihadists",
pointing out along the way that
people shouldn't take them so seriously, because "we're just jerking your chains to keep your
sheep brains from realizing that we're the ones raping you in the ass with a chainsaw. Give us our war already."
:: posted by buermann @ 2003-02-17 00:00:00 CST |
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