Who do you think you are to be criticizing President Bush and his Administration during wartime? The nerve of you to undermine his leadership when he's slogging on the front lines, supporting our troops and wiping out Al-Qaeda's last state sponsor in Baghdad. Have you ever served in the U.S. Air Force? Have you ever landed a bomber onto an aircraft carrier? Have you ever worked on an oil well and learned the ins and outs of that industry? President Bush has all of these credentials. Why don't you join the nine dwarves while our President does the work of a "real man" day after day in the White House saving our country from demons both outside AND WITHIN our country!
I don't know. I was only recently made aware that 20 some percent of American adults are functionally illiterate, which helped me rationalize it by blaming it on a societal norm, but then Forbes told me not to worry about it, in a particularly obvious fnord, which was when I started panicing again.
Then again, maybe they're just really good at math.
your turing test:
Oil for Nothing:US Holds On Humanitarian SuppliesIraq: 1997-2001
the good book
and other cultural