a conspiracy to put loony violent conspiracy theorists in control of the most powerful country on earth, etc.:
Loony, violent conspiracy theorists believe that Wikileaks indiscriminately published 250,000 diplomatic cables when Wikileaks has only published a couple thousand that it cleared through newspapers of record, including the grey lady with her government-approved redactions, because that's how our newspaper of record does such a fine job of informing the public: by gracing the first through third estates with the power of censorship over the fourth.
Also, loony violent conspiracy theorists who control everything also believe a bunch of other crazy shit. And they run your country! How did they get there? Is it because all of us are batshit crazy conspiracy theorists? Probably. With so much nonsense to believe you'd have a hard time not believing any of it.
:: posted by buermann @ 2011-01-12 23:38:59 CST |