Best you can do is dim-fix the harvest/And kick somebody's ass:
To the Honorable World Federation of Beating Around the Bush Contender Rudy Giuliani,
I was 3,076 miles from ground zero and have never so much as been on the back of a giant tortoise in a race against a terrorist racketeering operation among the mole people of Penn Station - from your 6,000 word opus ghost-written by David Foster Wallace and Ray DiPalma
I gather you were intimately involved with just such an adventure - so I must confess that I'm unclear if the paragraphs specified in the contingent fax were even written in the agreed upon codex, let alone a scramble of our National Tongue.
As such I'm sure you can imagine my great distress upon discovering that our close mutual friend Jim Henley recieved his secret decoder ring in the specially marked package of Grape Nuts we were directed to by our Special Edition RG & Partners Inc. Ferret Detection Utility Belt clip-ons. Mine only contained a Dolly Parton wig.
Please forward the firmware patch ASAP.
:: posted by buermann @ 2007-08-15 15:36:21 CST |