I was going to flaunt my lack of better judgement and find some excuse to make this pun, at one point, until I found out it was already merchandized as semi-official patriotic GOP flare to emblazon on one's ten gallon hat or flag-shirt. Or both! While supplies last.
:: posted by buermann @ 2008-09-08 12:09:05 CST |
You'll never get rich showing that kind of restraint. My advice for aspiring millionaires is to contemplate the shameful, lurid, reprehensible and grotesque. Learn to see them as a valuable natural resource, elbow the treehuggers out of the way and extract them with a will. Then mix a dash grand giugnol with a gallon of saccharine syrup, pour it generously on some cheap merchandise and rake in the easy cash.